The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Rachel: Ooh, and then afterwards you could take her to the Four Seasons for drinks. Or go downtown and listen to some jazz. Or dancing oh, take her dancing.
Joey: You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, I'll tell ya.
Rachel: I miss dating... getting all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. I'm not going to be able to do that for so long, and it's so much fun. I mean, not that worrying about giving birth to a sixteen-pound baby is not fun.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the winning.
Chandler: It's a stupid game.
Monica: You only think it's stupid because you suck at it.
Chandler: I don't suck, it sucks. You suck.
Rachel: Oh, you poor little famous man.
Joey: So, tell me one of your moves.
Rachel: All right. Ahem. So, where'd you grow up?
Joey: That's your move? Boy, Rach, you're lucky you're hot.
Chandler: You are not going to believe what I did today.
Monica: Well, it clearly wasn't showering or shaving.
Monica: Ben's coming over here tomorrow to play this game, these can't be there.
Chandler: Come on, he won't even know what they mean.
Monica: Chandler, he's seven, he's not stupid.
Chandler: Have you talked to him lately?
Chandler: My hand is messed up.
Joey: Pick one. Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross. If you had to if you had to who would you punch?
Rachel: No one, they are my friends, I wouldn't punch any of them.
Rachel: Yeah, but I don't know why.
Rachel: It's embarassing.
Joey: More embarassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?
Monica: Well, you're just a little bitch, aren't you?
Chandler: Come on, by age seven kids have already seen orgies. *pause* Was it just me?
Rachel: What is wrong with this dog?
Rachel: You know, I never thought I would ever say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies.
Rachel: Seriously, how can you watch this? Aren't you scared?
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