The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
Chandler: I don't like baths.
Monica: Wait, you like them with me.
Chandler: Honey, it's not the bath I enjoy, it's the wet naked lady.
Joey: I really need to talk to you.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?
Joey: Well, neither.
Chandler: Oh my God, what's up?
Monica: Hey, when you get out, maybe I can give you a facial.
Chandler: I'm gonna need a bigger boat.
Ross: Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!
Monica: What was he talking about?
Chandler: I don't know. Joey hasn't had this much trouble getting out words since we saw him in "Macbeth."
Monica: That was a long night.
Monica: What do you think you're doing?
Chandler: Leaving my troubles behind?
Monica: Fine, you can have the bath, but I am taking your boat. Now you're just a girl in a tub.
Chandler: Oh sweet Lord, new realms of pleasure.
Monica: Whatever keeps you off the balcony, big guy.
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