Quotes from
The One With the Birthing Video

Rachel: He makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages?

Ross: You don't want my opinion?
Monica: Not really.
Ross: Come one, I'm your older brother. Ask me.
Monica: Oh, okay, big brother. Which one of these do you think would make your little sister look hotter so your best friend would wanna do her?
Ross: The red one.

Monica: I'm slipping into something a little less comfortable and a little more slutty.

Monica: Oh my God, no wonder my mother hates me!

Phoebe: What the mother of crap is up with this stuff? God, is it gum, is it food, what's the deal? *pause* Oh, it's nice. May I try a pink one?

Joey: I broke the dog. Pheobs, I broke the dog.

Ross: Please start drinking.

Ross: Happy Valentine's Day... or something to remember me by.

Chandler: Up 'til now the worst thing I ever saw was my father doing tequila shots off the naked house boy. After this I would gladly make that my screensaver.

Chandler: We should warn you, before you watch it, don't watch it.
Rachel: Oh, you saw it? Is it scary?
Chandler: Well, let's just say it's ironic how footage of someone being born can make you want to kill yourself.

Rachel: Why is that baby torturing that woman?
Chandler: Why have I seen this thing three times?

Chandler: You guys, look!
Rachel: What? What? Did her eyes explode?

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