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The One Where Joey Tells Rachel

Chandler: I think that's the youngest girl ever to reject me.

Chandler: You believe that this guy is destined for somebody else and you're still gonna date him?
Phoebe: Well, he may not be my soulmate but a girl's gotta eat.

Monica: You have no idea how she would react.
Ross: Sure, 'cause women never like Joey. You know, I think he's a virgin.

Monica: I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese. No, not even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread, yeah. Oh, and pastries... and paté. Oh, I'm really not high, it's just that I used to be fat.

Joey: I think I'm falling in love with you.
Rachel: What?
Joey: I'm falling in love with you.
Rachel: Who are you talking to?

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