Quotes from
The One With the Tea Leaves

Joey: You guys don't know what it's like to put yourself out there like that and then just get shot down.
Chandler: I don't know what that's like? Up until I was 25 I thought the only response to "I love you" was, "Oh, crap."

Ross: If I went over there I'd be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die.

Monica: Tea gives Phoebe the trots!

Chandler: I'm not great at the advice... can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Or some cheese.

Monica: Honey, the "Miami Vice" soundtrack? Really?
Chandler: They were just giving those away at the store... in exchange for money.

Mona: Ross, what are you doing!?
Ross: Not touching myself, if that makes anyone less uncomfortable.

Phoebe: Oh, you didn't have to come in with me.
Monica: Are you kidding me? This is where they get out stains. This is like Disneyland to me. I'm gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts.

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