The One With the Red Sweater
Chandler: We're checking out of the bridal suite.
Monica: That's right, I'm no longer a bride. I'll never be a bride again. Now I'm just someone's wife.
Chandler: But I'm the happiest guy in the world.
Monica: A tiny salt shaker!
Phoebe: Oh, my God, for tiny salt.
Phoebe: You're just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever. You're like Ed McMahon except without the big check... or the raw sexual magnetism.
Chandler: Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?
Monica: Phoebe, I think he would notice when you didn't have a baby in nine months.
Phoebe: It's Joey.
Rachel: How do you even know who the father is?
Phoebe: I may play the fool at times, but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.
Phoebe: Could I get anyone a coffee... or... poison? No? Just for me.
Chandler: You opened all the presents without me? I thought we were supposed to do that together.
Monica: You kissed another woman?!
Chandler: Call it even?
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