Quotes from
The One With the Baby Shower
Monica: Both of your sisters called, and neither can make it.
Rachel: What? You mean they're not coming to a social event where there's no men and no booze? That's shocking.
Monica: Oh my God, my ass is sweating.
Monica: Again, we're so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.
Sandra: Try.
Monica: I gotta go powder my ass.
Sandra: Look at that face, just like when you were in high school. If I didn't know better I'd say you were a cheerleader in trouble.
Chandler: Fear of Triscuits?
Ross: It's possible. They have really sharp edges.
Rachel: Is that a beer bong for a baby?
Rachel: Mommy, don't ever leave me.
Chandler: This is the best game ever!
Rachel: Can I throw up in my Diaper Genie?
Rachel: My mom got us the greatest gift of all.
Ross: A Play-Doh barber shop?
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