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The One Where Rachel Tells...

Joey: Y'know, Monica and Chandler are married, Ross and Rachel are having a baby... you and I should do something.
Phoebe: All in good time, my love, all in good time.

Ross: You know what I have to realize? Maybe I'm not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Y'know, they always seem to want just a little bit more. I should remember that.

Ross: We used a condom.
Rachel: Well, y'know, condoms only work like 97% of the time.
Ross: What? What?! They should put that on the box!
Rachel: They do.
Ross: No, they don't!

Ross: I'm not freaked out. I'm indignant... as a consumer!

Ross: You already know, don't you?
Phoebe: A little bit.

New wife: We don't care about where we stay. We're here to celebrate our love for each other, not get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Chandler: We need the stuff.

Rachel: I can too eat by myself.
Ross: When have you ever?
Rachel: When certain people leave the table and I am not finished.
Ross: Well, certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl of soup.
Rachel: Oh, please, you inhale your food.
Ross: I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast you didn't eat!

Rachel: I can't believe that's a baby.
Ross: Yeah, that's our baby.

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