The One With the Videotape
Chandler: Ross, it's got your wavy black lines.
Ross: Rachel won't talk to me. She won't even open the door.
Phoebe: Hmm, I wonder why... pervert?
Ross: I'm kinda going through a dry spell... sex-wise.
Joey: Whoah, for, like, months?
Ross: Five, to be lying. Six.
Joey: How'd your date go?
Ross: Great. I'm across the street having sex with her right now.
Joey: I'm not hot. Are you hot?
Ross: It's been six months, I'm always hot.
Rachel: Were you just talking to yourself?
Ross: That's less embarassing. Yes, yes, I was.
Joey: Hi, Ken Adams, nice to meet you.
Phoebe: Regina Phalange.
Monica: What about my questions?
Chandler: The sheer volume, it was like flying with the Riddler.
Rachel: I want to see it.
Rachel: Clearly you don't want people to see this tape. Now, I don't want people to see this tape either, but you so badly don't want people to see it that it makes me want to see it. You see?
Rachel: There I am.
Phoebe: You're gonna get pregnant.
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