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The One With Rachel's Date

Monica: I did not yell. I am not putting a dollar in the jar.

Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing... boy, your parents never even gave you a chance, did they?

Joey: So, what movie do you want to see? And not another one I have to read, okay, I get enough of that from books.
Ross: Books?
Joey: All right, car magazines, cereal boxes, but it's like, enough.

Ross: Want a little cheering up?
Rachel: Yes.
Ross: Sit down. Guess whose middle name is Muriel.

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