Quotes from
The One With the Halloween Party

Joey: Halloween is so stupid, dressing up and pretending to be someone you're not.
Chandler: You're an actor.

Phoebe: Wasn't Joey hitting on her at the wedding too?
Ross: That's right, he was hitting on her. And I got her. I guess the better man won. Please don't take her from me.

Phoebe: Ursula!
Ursula: Oh.
Phoebe: Wait! It's me, Phoebe.
Ursula: Oh, I thought there was a mirror there.

Monica: You were supposed to wear a costume.
Rachel: I am. I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it because soon she won't be able to fit into it.
Monica: Oh, I'm Catwoman...
Rachel: Oh.
Monica: ...who wants to borrow the dress when you're too big for it.

Monica: It was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.
Chandler: No bunny at all! Always no bunny at all!

Rachel: One of them just said that she loved me so I just gave her everything.
Phoebe: No wonder you're pregnant.

Joey: Hey, all right, Ross came as doodie.
Ross: No, I'm not doodie.
Monica: No, he's space doodie.

Monica: What would you say if I told you that, y'know, I thought Ross or Chandler could beat you up?
Joey: I would say, "Woman, please."

Chandler: You'd think that would embarrass me, but, you see, I'm maxed out.

Chandler: Howdy, doodie.

Chandler: You think you're stronger? Why don't you prove it?
Ross: Oh, I'll prove it. I'll prove it like a theorem!

Ross: You gotta let me win.
Chandler: No way. If anything, you have to let me win. My wife thinks I'm a wimp.
Ross: Hey, at least you have a wife. I keep gettin' divorces and knockin' people up... and I'm dressed as doodie.
Chandler: You're Spud-nik.
Ross: C'mon, who are we kidding? I'm doodie.

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