Quotes from
The One With the Stain

Chandler: I know you don't like to relinquish control.
Monica: Oh, relinquish is just a fancy word for lose.

Eric: I was wondering if you were the sort of person who eats lunch....

Rachel: I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doin'?"

Eric: You're blurry, but you still look like Ursula. You're Blursula.

Joey: You wanna go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?
Ross: Really?
Joey: No.

Rachel: Imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when there's a screaming baby around.
Joey: I could use a challenge. It's gettin' pretty easy.

Eric: I love the way you kiss.
Phoebe: Really? That's the thing I'm worst at. You'll see.

Monica: Here's the plan, okay, I'm going to leave and you're gonna get a look at Brenda's bra.
Chandler: Here's another plan. No.

Eric: You smell just like her.
Phoebe: Yeah, so do you.

Rachel: What about all the women you want to bring home?
Joey: Look, if I'm bringin' home a woman who can't stand bein' around a baby, then maybe I don't want to be with that woman. Or maybe we'll just do it in the bathroom of the club.

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