The One With the Stain
Chandler: I know you don't like to relinquish control.
Monica: Oh, relinquish is just a fancy word for lose.
Eric: I was wondering if you were the sort of person who eats lunch....
Rachel: I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doin'?"
Eric: You're blurry, but you still look like Ursula. You're Blursula.
Joey: You wanna go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?
Rachel: Imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when there's a screaming baby around.
Joey: I could use a challenge. It's gettin' pretty easy.
Eric: I love the way you kiss.
Phoebe: Really? That's the thing I'm worst at. You'll see.
Monica: Here's the plan, okay, I'm going to leave and you're gonna get a look at Brenda's bra.
Chandler: Here's another plan. No.
Eric: You smell just like her.
Phoebe: Yeah, so do you.
Rachel: What about all the women you want to bring home?
Joey: Look, if I'm bringin' home a woman who can't stand bein' around a baby, then maybe I don't want to be with that woman. Or maybe we'll just do it in the bathroom of the club.
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