Quotes from
The One With the Rumor

Monica: He looks go-od. Okay, I mean, like really, really gorgeous.
Joey: Ahem.
Monica: I still love Chandler.
Joey: It wouldn't hurt for you to say it once in awhile.

Phoebe: Turkeys are beautiful intelligent animals.
Joey: No, they're not. They're ugly and stupid and delicious.

Joey: Thanksgiving with no turkey is like... like Fourth of July with no apple pie... or... or Friday with no two pizzas.

Phoebe: How's the game?
Chandler: I have no idea.
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: Yeah, I'm just pretending to watch the game so I don't have to help out with stuff.
Phoebe: I don't believe you. That is brilliant!

Chandler: I'd shake your hand, but I'm really into the game... plus I think it'd be better for my ego if we didn't stand right next to eachother.

Chandler: I'm watching the game but I'm not deaf.

Will: I'm a commodities broker.
Ross: Really? That sounds interesting.
Will: Yeah, it's not. But I'm rich and thin.

Will: Look at her standing there with those yams. My two greatest enemies, Ross, Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.

Joey: How big is that?
Monica: About nineteen pounds.
Joey: That's like me when I was born.

Chandler: You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?

Joey: You are my Everest.

Monica: She put you on the map.
Ross: As a romancer of the elderly.

Joey: Here come the meat sweats.

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