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The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work

Joey: Phoebs, have you ever been bitten by a hungry Italian?

Chandler: Sorry you had to waste all this time, though.
Monica: You call eight hours alone with my label maker wasted time? Oh, now I'll get to use my shredder!

Chandler: Cheese. It's milk that you chew. Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy. A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth?

Gavin: While you were on your baby vacation I was doing your job.
Rachel: A vacation? My idea of a vacation does not involve something sucking on my nipples until they are raw.
Gavin: Clearly you've never been to Sandals Paradise Island.

Rachel: Ross.
Ross: Huh?
Rachel: You're pretty.

Monica: You faked it? Well, you couldn't have faked it?
Chandler: Well, yes, you can, you just make the faces and the noises.

Chandler: I quit and you learned what I do?

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