Quotes from The One With the Lottery

Rachel: When I talk to her, I almost feels like she understands what I'm saying.
Chandler: Kinda like Joey.
Joey: What's that now?

Phoebe: Just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses.

Chandler: I can see the headline now: "Lottery winners' friend filled with regret, eats own arm."
Ross: Why would I eat my own arm?
Chandler: Well, you wouldn't, but we own the paper, we can print whatever we want.

Chandler: What? Susan got it?! How? Oh, man, I would've slept with him.