Quotes from The One With Rachel's Dream

Ross: Just use your travel insurance.
Chandler: I don't have travel insurance.
Ross: Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge.

Rachel: Is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?
Joey: I don't know, but one of the extras sure did.

Rachel: Is that Christian Saunders? He is so gorgeous.
Joey: Also, so gay.
Rachel: Well, in my head, he's done some pretty not-gay stuff.
Joey: Well, at the Christmas party, him and Santa did some definitely gay stuff.

Rachel: Well, that's new.

Monica: When I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night, I ate his head.

Phoebe: I think this might even class up The Ballad of the Uncircumcised Man.