The One Where Emma Cries
Chandler: Hey, what do I know? I wanted to get a bigger gorilla.
Phoebe: Oh, she's just so cute. Oh, I just want to bite her ear off and use it as a sucking candy.
Monica: Phoebe! But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.
Phoebe: You're never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
Rachel: I can do whatever I want, I made her.
Rachel: What am I gonna do? It's been hours and it won't stop crying.
Monica: Uh, "she," Rach. Not "it," "she."
Rachel: Yeah, I'm not so sure.
Monica: Oh my God, I am losing my mind.
Phoebe: Yeah, no kidding. All right, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!
Chandler: Y'know how people say that Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma?
Monica: What? Who says that?
Chandler: People who've never been to Paris.
Monica: I don't even want to see the musical Oklahoma!
Chandler: Really? "Oh What a Beautiful Morning?" "Surrey with a Fringe on Top?"
Monica: Are you trying to tell me that we're moving to Oklahoma, or that you're gay?
Phoebe to Monica: You must be a fireball in bed.
Monica: I have actual magic powers.
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