Quotes from The One With the Soap Opera Party

Rachel: Okay, that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion?
Monica: What the hell are you cooking?

Ross: I've lost the will to live.

Ross: After I finish my wine I'm gonna blow my, uh, average-sized brains out.

Joey: Damn, that's a lot of guys. Are you a little slutty?
Rachel: I think I am.

Phoebe: Maybe she's lookin' to, y'know, slum it with some average Joe PhD.