Quotes from The One With the Donor

Joey: Ah, isn't that nice, the three of you trying on slutty lingerie together.
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do.
Joey: Why would you ruin it? Who was I hurtin'?

Chandler: He's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he's spermtastic.

Joey: Wow, you look... stop eatin' hot! Which is like the highest level of hotness.

Chandler: I'm the husband, I'm supposed to bring the sperm.