Quotes from The One in Barbados

Ross: Can you say "Barbados?"
Joey: Barbados.

Phoebe: I think David will probably want to hear a few lectures.
Ross: Oh, right, because he's a scientist.
Phoebe: No, no, well, because, y'know, he's been in Minsk for eight years and if he gets too much direct sunlight he'll die.

Joey: Five hour flight with Charlie, have a couple drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
Ross: It's a blanket, Joey, not a cloak of invisibility.

Joey: You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at?

Chandler: I'm not very good at giving advice. If you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or Joey, if the thing you want advice about is pizza toppings or a burning sensation when you pee.

David: Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?
Chandler: Because his penis was too big.

Joey: Will you wear a thong?
Charlie: I will if you will.
Joey: You've got yourself a very weird deal.

Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you could swim there.
Joey: I wasn't gonna swim, I was gonna dig a hole!

Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this, you are not supposed to give people advice!

Mike: Phoebe, will you marry me?
Phoebe: No.
David: Ah... ha ha.

Chandler: Hey, remember when I had corneas?

Charlie: Oh my God, I'm your groupie.
Ross: I better not find you naked in my hotel room. Look, I took it too far.

Chandler: You know how competitive you get, and while I say it's cute, others disagree and I'm lying.

Chandler: She gets crazy. This scar? It's from Pictionary.

Rachel: Ugh, weather bitch.

Chandler: Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?

Monica: When did you stop sucking?
Chandler: I never sucked, I just didn't want you to know how good I was.
Monica: Why?
Chandler: I dunno.
Monica: This is so great, now we can enter into doubles tournaments!
Chandler: That's why.

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