The One With the Sharks
Phoebe: I like him, but, y'know, and I ready to take my Grade A loins off the meat market? I'm not quite sure.
Phoebe: How do I look?
Ross: Do you have a compact in your purse?
Ross: You look great!
Joey: You know what you should bring? Your black see-through teddy with the attached garters.
Monica: How do you I have one of those?
Joey: Didn't until just now.
Phoebe: He was sweet and smart and funny. Do you know how hard it is to meet a guy like that?
Ross: We are a rare breed.
Mike: You're not gonna try to get me to join a cult, are you?
Mike: Oh. Nah, it's just, you have that look.
Ross: Damn Supercuts.
Mike: Is that true, what you said, that Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Ross: Of course she has. If she's never had a serious relationship you think I'd go around broadcasting it like some kind of unstoppable moron?
Monica: Chandler watches shark porn!
Joey: I went out with this girl last night. Half way through our date I realize I already slept with her.
Rachel: So, basically, you've slept with all the women in New York and now you're just going around again?
Phoebe: If you hadn't just had a baby with my best friend, I swear to Lucifer a rabid dog would be feasting on your danglers right now.
Chandler: Well well well, it must be five in Tulsa because it's sex o'clock in NYC!
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